For the meantime, I'll refer to the teacher in question as Dave.

So, at the end of the last term, I received a Platinum House Point Award. That means I've been a goody-four-horseshoes since the start of the school year last September. For the Platinum award, you get a £20 Amazon gift card and a shiny badge. I got both of those and thought nothing of it.

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Slight trigger warning for rickroll music, but I promise you, it's worth it.

If only I could do this at my own school...

~ Angel

Hello, strangers.

Do you ever look back at the creations your younger self made and realise exactly how much you've grown?

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My brain is like cod and chips. Fried.

~ Angel

Ok, I'm going to remember that as the worst half term that I've ever spent at school.

I don't go looking for trouble, but various teachers and students alike have done their best to get me in it. And then there's those who I ask for help, say they're going to do something and actually don't.

*sigh* I'm having a week off.

~ Angel

For those of you not in the know, I have spent my two-week Easter holiday fighting off a painful ear infection. Honestly, it was a nightmare, but I think the antibiotics have almost finished doing their job. I now have most of my sense of hearing again, the tinnitus isn't so loud, and it doesn't hurt much at all in my ear canal anymore.

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You folks on the other side of the Atlantic fish pond are so weird...

~ Angel

My head of year: *visits classroom to check everyone is following uniform policy*
Me: Here goes...
Head of year: *stops at my desk* I was told something about you having zips on your trousers?
Me: *stands up so he can see the zipped pockets*
Head of year: Yeah... Those aren't allowed.
Me: I've been wearing them for months now...

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Gosh, I hate that place so much. You think they'd tell students if it was face to face or online lessons, but no. I walk all the way to school only to be turned around at the gate and told to come back in two hours. And as a follow up to this blog post, I thought it was worth mentioning that some teacher told me my school trousers were against uniform policy "because they have zips on them." So now I'm being reported to

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Well, I've not really been active for a while...

Hello, everyone, I guess I'm here... I don't know, maybe this is all an illusion. Who knows? But anyway, I'm here.

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The unicorn teacher stood at the front of the class, speaking to the students about their Ponish (English) Language work. "So, one of the things I noticed in your work from yesterday was that you were having trouble using the right subject terminology..."

A certain snowy alicorn at the back of the room half paid attention to the teacher while scribbling notes in her book.

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On Tuesday, it was my last day of school. My summer holidays are underway. No lessons and very little homework until September.

And oh boy, I've only just realised how utterly exhausted I am.

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Hey everyone. I'm making a random test blog for something that I'm planning on doing later so you don't really need to read whatever crazy nonsense my brain decides to write here. You won't find anything of interest and most likely you'll probably just get frustrated that I'm waffling and going off on a tangent about nothing so no need to read it if you don't want to. Just thought that it was worth saying all of that before someone wastes their time reading something that they don't want to

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*blames teachers for not telling me about homework that they'd set over the weekend and not giving clear instructions on the task itself*

*is also aware that I need to complete more homework during the week so I actually have a weekend to myself*

~ Angel

Well, I had a good run.

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To anyone out there, waiting in the void, I have good news.

Go find yourself a calendar or diary, or use the calendar on your phone. Count the days and weeks until June 16th.

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